new girl: are you related to jane smith*?
sarah smith*: no, this is my married name, but i'm divorced now.
new girl: oh... because you look a lot like jane smith.
sarah smith*: nope, it's my ex-husband's last name. can't be related to her.
new girl: sure she's not a cousin of yours?
[sarah smith walks away and rolls eyes]
* names changed to protect privacy
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